![]() ![]() Under Trump, Americans never got tired of skinning.Īccording to an article in last week’s Rolling Stone, the final tally of CARES Act fraud may reach one trillion dollars, or nearly half of all handouts. Looks like the Flash isn’t the only one who dodges bullets.” initially wanted Ezra Miller for the part of Wonka. And giving out all that dough with zero verification has proved not so much a free lunch as an open CVS on a black pride parade route. Good thing Trump signed that $2.2 trillion Covid relief package otherwise he might’ve lost. They never fail.Įxcept for the last three Republican presidents. (3) Any president who promises a free lunch and delivers will win reelection in a landslide. ![]() (2) A president who bogs the nation down in an unpopular war cannot be reelected. (1) No president who wins a major war can lose an election. In American politics, there are three cardinal rules: You’ll get more based the deeper you look.Īnd one month later, the factory’s chocolate is all white. Start incrementally or you’ll get too shook, Wonka: “Whoa, whoa, I am not comfortable with this at all!” They move in next door, and your block hits the skids. The worst neighborhoods, and the most bastard kids, The highest murder rate and the lowest IQ? Wonka: “Dammit! This is the fifth break-in this month! Why is this happening?” The really interesting story seems to lie in that middle period: how Willy Wonka got radicalized. What happened? What happened in between Willy Wonka hanging out with blacks and Willy Wonka with zero blacks in his life? Yet this character appears neither in Roald Dahl’s book nor in the Wilder or Johnny Depp adaptations. Wonka is an origin story, and in this origin, Willy has a young black girl as his sidekick. Looks like the Flash isn’t the only one who dodges bullets. initially wanted Ezra Miller for the part. Wonka stars delicate androgyne Timothée Chalamet as a young version of the eccentric chocolatier made famous by Gene Wilder (or as anyone under 25 knows him, “the meme guy”). Last week the trailer for the new Willy Wonka prequel had its world premiere. The Week’s Most Knowing, Crowing, and Beachgoing Headlines ![]()
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